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21 July 2008 @ 02:59 pm
"this is one of those times I wish I had a dick."  
Yesterday, we went over to Tiff's aunt's house to use her internet. We got all of our Mindy stuff together and made playlists for the car.

Then we went to Sheetz (do you guys have those? We don't in MN) and got sandwiches and things for the ~drive in~. We were going to see The Dark Knight & Get Smart. We got there too fucking early so we had to wait in the car for awhile. We pulled out our matchy Macs and did a bit of work and then Hell and I were like WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS CAR. So we did and LMAO LMAO LMAO WE LAUGHED SO HARD I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I had extra meat in my sandwich, so I pulled it out and threw it out the window. Then when we got out of the car, she was like pointing to it and LOL DISCARDED MEATS about it all and I died. Then we got my extra ham out of my bag AND LOL TRUST THE MAN, WHEN DAVID MAKES UP THAT DELI MEAT FETISH, WE WERE ALL, "DO YOU WANT ME TO WRAP YOU IN DELI MEATZZZ?~" LOLLL. And then I asked her if she saw at the gas station when this mom told her kid to stop it because "you haven't taken your pill today!!1" and she died so hard that she spit her soda all over the grass. And I knew it was coming and she was fighting it and I was just laughing harder and she was choking and then she just spit it out. And I saw her ~throw up~ so I felt really ~close~ to her. Obviously. LOL and then we were walking just down the road for the hell of it and some people yelled out their car "I'D STOP WALKING IF I WERE YOU". lol some nasty guy was like, pissing behind the bushes. We got back in the car and they let us in but we still had like 2 hours to go before the movies started.

SO FIRST OFF, WE CLIMBED MOUNT GREGORY. Which is just like, a sweet pile of rocks.

THEN, WE FOUND SWINGS. Physics - let me show you it. LOL THEN, THEN, I was like "I AM GOING TO DEFY GRAVITY! WATCH, WATCH" and then I DID, but only briefly, as I then fell.

THEN, WE FOUND SEESAWS. I FUCKING LOVE THESE SO MUCH. AND THERE WERE NO HANDLES BUT IT WAS STILL SO FUN, WE WERE ON THEM FOR LIKE AN HOUR, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. Tiff was in the car with Matt this whole time, Gemma had joined us after a little bit, and she wanted to play on things but couldn't because she was in a white dress :( :( She got some really cute pictures though. She like commented on the sky being pretty or something so I gave her my camera and said she could take pictures of whatever she wanted since I wasn't using it anyway. But she took some of us playing too and I love her for doing that. Then Tiff came out and IDK what Matt was doing this whole time but we were playing on this equipment like children. Anddddd it was really fun, basically.

The Dark Knight started, and I thought it was one of the most overrated films I have ever seen in my life (YES. EVEN HEATH LEDGER). I will be ranting about it later on lissie_pissie. OH OH but the best part was that it was kind of lightning...ing? outside and it looked really cool. AND THE MOON. WAS SO FUCKING COOL. and there were fireflies everywhere! And we were sitting outside and sdkljfhas.

After that film ended, Gem, Hell, and I went to go to the bathroom. OKAY, SO. We walk over to it, SMELL IT FROM A MILE AWAY, and decide that we are just going to go in the grass somewhere. "Lisa would be so proud of us, you guys," I said. "*quotes her* "I'm a master squatter. I just spent a month in India. I have no shame in dropping trou' when need be." And we were like fuck yes, she is awesome, as are we. So we are looking for a ~shaded area~, cannot find one, and I was upset because I did not want to piss in direct moonlight." WE FAILED MISERABLY AND ENDED UP USING THE NASTY BATHROOM. And lol one of our jokes on this trip is "paparazzi" shots, where we try to get shots of each other when we come out of public restrooms. So I was waiting for Hell to get out, with my camera ready and all, and then I saw her so I took her picture. Gemma says, "THAT. IS NOT. HER." LOLLLLL. I FELT SO BAD I RANDOMLY TOOK A PHOTO OF SOME RANDOM GIRL COMING OUT OF SOME BATHROOM.

Get Smart was the second film, which I liked not because it was my sense of humor (it mostly wasn't), but because Steve is fucking adorable and awesome. We are having car issues with NY. Apparently we're no longer taking the car we were going to take? I don't fucking know. But now we're all worried we won't be able to fit all of our shit in the car. SO. That will be so fun to figure out, Y/N?. :(
 
 
 
Halo In Reversesunspawn on July 21st, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC)
THE SKY DID A SHIT. IT WAS THE MOON.
GEMAAAAAAAAPANTS: ; ♥ julianne || loliwant_sprinkles on July 21st, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
IT WAS PERFECTLY SHAPED
Halo In Reverse: [JM] b/w dollsomesunspawn on July 21st, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
I BET IT FELT GOOD TOO.
mandasmal on July 21st, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
Which is just like, a sweet pile of rocks

LOL

I just remembered like an hour ago that you guys made a cameo on my dream the other night, hahaha. I dreamt that Tiff cut her hair really short and her, Gemma and Hell were like "Liss, you really need to cut your hair short, NOW." but you were like "no..I don't want to!" so you got pissed and I saw you in the town I go shopping in, and you came up to me and my RL friend Sara and was like "JULIE WALTERS IS MY ONLY FRIEND! :(" and I was like "that is so not true!" and then you met up with Tiff, Gemma and Hell again and they said they were only joking and that you didn't have to cut your hair short...LMAO. It was the most random dream ever.
lovely surprise: {AI} Starbucksgirlie_girl_23 on July 21st, 2008 07:23 pm (UTC)
LOL! Manda, that is a kick ass dream. ♥ ♥ ♥

I can totally see us telling her that! Sooo awesome.
Halo In Reverse: [AJ] - Legtasticsunspawn on July 21st, 2008 08:25 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOUR BRAIN. MY HAIR IS ALREADY SHORT!!! :D
mandasmal on July 21st, 2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
LOL I THOUGHT THAT WHEN I WOKE UP! My dream!brain must have realised that if Tiff cut her hair shorter, then Liss' would be the longest, haha
wild with hope: [american idol] s/p - lol surrenderlissie_pissie on July 21st, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC)
LMAO LMA O LMAO LMAO I DONT WANT TO!!!
mandasmal on July 21st, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
LOL, YOU BETTER, OR ELSE JULIE WALTERS WILL BE YOUR ONLY FRIEND!
Aly: {XF} M&S toss drinktenacious_err on July 21st, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
Dear Liss,

I fucking love you. I agree The Dark Night was HIGHLY overrated. It wasn't horrible, or anything, but it certainly was not worth all that ridiculous hype. I THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT SO.
wild with hopelissie_pissie on July 21st, 2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
OH, I have a BIG-ass rant coming on lissie_pissie soon. I was seriously underwhelmed and THANK YOU FOR BEING REASONABLE ABOUT THIS SEVERELY OVER-HYPED FILM. IT IS SO FAILY.
GEMAAAAAAAAPANTS: to; am || disapprovesiwant_sprinkles on July 21st, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
NOT AT ALL, WE ALL RANTED LIKE FUCK THE SECOND IT WAS DONE. I yelled "JESUS FUCK WAS THAT OVERRATED"

That was better than Shawshank, The Godfather, Usual Suspects, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, To Kill a Mockingbird, Citizen Cane... CAN PEOPLE HINESTLY FUCKING SAY THAT IT DESERVES THIS SPOT. JESUS CHRIST THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. It impaired my enjoyment of the film.
london_fan: Lisa-happy!london_fan on July 21st, 2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
I'd really like to see those photos. That sounds so lovely! And pictures of people on swings have a unique sense of beauty because this feeling of freedom, fun and lightness is shown in their faces.

LMAO! The poor girl you incidentally took a photo of! I'd be all WTF?!?

"I'm a master squatter. I just spent a month in India. I have no shame in dropping trou' when need be."
Wait, what?! When/where did she say that?!? I seriously can't remember that quote... FAIL!!!

Oh, Good Luck with the car issue! Weren't you going to rent one?
wild with hopelissie_pissie on July 21st, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC)
Oh I'll totally post them tomorrow!

LOL SHE PROBABLY WAS. I FELT SO SO SO BAD.

UMMM fuck, I don't remember, I just know it's in my quote database lol. I'll look later though -

"I'm a master squatter. I just spent a month in India. I have no shame in dropping trou' when need be. So if you mean would I like to be able to aim better? I'm sure that's a talent one could hope for."

we were going to take one of Matt's... mom's? cars? or something? but now we're just taking his, i think, idek.
london_fan: House/Cuddy - Let's go for a ride (4x15)london_fan on July 21st, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Looking forward to seeing them!

LMAO at the full quote! That's so... HER!

or something? Sounds like you have figured it out totally! /sarcasm
Lol! You could always buy a trailer for the luggage and write funny fandom related quotes all over it! ;)
CGS: House/Cuddyathenaraven on July 21st, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
london_fan: House/Cuddy-personal space?london_fan on July 22nd, 2008 04:41 am (UTC)
THANKS!!! :)
lovely surprise: {Get Smart} Tiledgirlie_girl_23 on July 21st, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
Oh we will make everything fit. Believe me. We will get a fucking luggage rack if we have to. LOL. But Gemma and I will not be stopped at the NBC store. I will just... not wear clothes and go naked if need be. That would work for the drag show, right?

Discarded deli meatz! Let me show you them!

Oh Dark Night. "You. Complete. Me."

I ♥ Steve!
Halo In Reverse: {PD} - Emerson - Made of Failsunspawn on July 21st, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
I CAN HAZ DELI MEATZ?
loudxmusic: the dark knight l l why so serious?loudxmusic on July 21st, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
I'm very sorry you didn't like The Dark Knight. I'm a big fan of all the Batman movies, and I would say, without out a doubt, that this one is beyond the best one, with Batman Begins coming in as a close second. I thought it was an excellent movie, but, lol, I guess for every one thousand people who love it, there's going to somebody who doesn't.

I LOVE Get Smart. Steve and Anne are the most unlikely pairing, but they were so perfect.
wild with hopelissie_pissie on July 21st, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
I haven't seen any of the other ones, so I was viewing it just as a standalone film. I don't know, I just thought it didn't live up to the hype it was getting. I expected to be blown away and was seriously disappointed.
GEMAAAAAAAAPANTSiwant_sprinkles on July 21st, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
It's not even a matter of liking or not liking it, it's the fact that THAT is, allegedly, the greatest movie of all time and is near perfect. NO.

How the FUCK anyone can argue that this surpasses The Shawshank Redemption is so far beyond me, I don't even have WORDS.

It's good for what it is. An all thrills entertainment movie. A blockbuster. It did it's job but it was short on dialogue, acting and character and high on stunts. I understand and respect people's enjoyment of this movie. I just don't respect the opinion that this is a)Oscar worthy and b)apparently the single greatest example of film making in history. Because it's far from it. It's a great movie, not a great film, and I feel that there's a difference.

It just irks me that this is sitting above The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption, which is fucking AMAZING.
jukebox_grad: weeds: nancy & celiajukebox_grad on July 21st, 2008 08:58 pm (UTC)
I feel like I am just one of those people who lost my youth without ever really having experienced it. Because forget peeing outside. It's a triumph if I can pee in the public restroom when there are other people in there (my bladder is very shy).

AND IF SOMEONE TOOK MY PICTURE AS I WAS COMING OUT OF A STALL, I'D PROBABLY BE FURTHER SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Even so, I LOLed!

Sheetz seems to be a more central PA thing. I had them by school, but not home (Philly suburbs; go Wawa).

I don't even know WHAT icon I have that says shy pee'er.
wild with hopelissie_pissie on July 21st, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
lol omg I've totally peed outside. but i dont pee like, RIGHT NEXT TO OTHER PEOPLE OUTSIDE, if that's what you mean lmao lmao

LOL OMG THEY WERE HAVING A DEBATE ABOUT WAWA IN THE CAR, I THINK.
jukebox_gradjukebox_grad on July 21st, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC)
I peed once IN NATURE, because I had to. Honest to god, I think I recall "padding" the branches. I have issues, you have NO idea lmao.

I'd say WAWA around people at school and they'd laugh 'cause it's a funny sounding name. But these people totally say "How comes?" and I mock them mercilessly for it. It's fun to belittle friends.
icarus: House - OMGicarus_abides on July 22nd, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)
WHO CAN RESIST THE WAWA LOVE??

(btw, Wawa totally pwns Sheetz)
CGSathenaraven on July 21st, 2008 11:06 pm (UTC)
NOW I get the ham spam. LOL! How went the spam sampling?

I LOVE SEE SAWS! There are none where I am. :(
wild with hope: [office us] phyllis - spam queenlissie_pissie on August 7th, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC)
WE NEVER ATE SPAM. GOD WE SUCK.
:::*Forever your Girl*:::destinyd3 on July 21st, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
my boyfriend always makes fun of me and sheetz. he lives in jersey and they have wawa's like all over the place so he thinks sheetz is just ridic lol
:::*Forever your Girl*:::destinyd3 on July 21st, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
oh and ps did u go to the circle drive in? lmao
wild with hopelissie_pissie on August 7th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
LMAO. i have no idea what it was called, but probably. i cant imagine there are a lot of drive-ins.
tea, earl grey. hot.: h/c ;  booty booty rockin' everywherea_celeste on July 22nd, 2008 12:53 am (UTC)
I WOULD PEE OUTSIDE TOO. I LOATHE PUBLIC WASHROOM. I DIED. WHEN WE HAD TO USE FUCKING OUTHOUSES AT THE MUSIC FESTIVAL I WENT TO. dfjdskfjsdkfjsdk

And I saw her ~throw up~ so I felt really ~close~ to her.
I know what you mean! People become utterly grateful to you when you take care of them when they're drunk at parties... AND HAHAHA. The first time you fart in the presence of each other. It's srsly like an epiphany of TRUST.