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21 July 2008 @ 02:59 pm
"this is one of those times I wish I had a dick."  
Yesterday, we went over to Tiff's aunt's house to use her internet. We got all of our Mindy stuff together and made playlists for the car.

Then we went to Sheetz (do you guys have those? We don't in MN) and got sandwiches and things for the ~drive in~. We were going to see The Dark Knight & Get Smart. We got there too fucking early so we had to wait in the car for awhile. We pulled out our matchy Macs and did a bit of work and then Hell and I were like WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS CAR. So we did and LMAO LMAO LMAO WE LAUGHED SO HARD I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I had extra meat in my sandwich, so I pulled it out and threw it out the window. Then when we got out of the car, she was like pointing to it and LOL DISCARDED MEATS about it all and I died. Then we got my extra ham out of my bag AND LOL TRUST THE MAN, WHEN DAVID MAKES UP THAT DELI MEAT FETISH, WE WERE ALL, "DO YOU WANT ME TO WRAP YOU IN DELI MEATZZZ?~" LOLLL. And then I asked her if she saw at the gas station when this mom told her kid to stop it because "you haven't taken your pill today!!1" and she died so hard that she spit her soda all over the grass. And I knew it was coming and she was fighting it and I was just laughing harder and she was choking and then she just spit it out. And I saw her ~throw up~ so I felt really ~close~ to her. Obviously. LOL and then we were walking just down the road for the hell of it and some people yelled out their car "I'D STOP WALKING IF I WERE YOU". lol some nasty guy was like, pissing behind the bushes. We got back in the car and they let us in but we still had like 2 hours to go before the movies started.

SO FIRST OFF, WE CLIMBED MOUNT GREGORY. Which is just like, a sweet pile of rocks.

THEN, WE FOUND SWINGS. Physics - let me show you it. LOL THEN, THEN, I was like "I AM GOING TO DEFY GRAVITY! WATCH, WATCH" and then I DID, but only briefly, as I then fell.

THEN, WE FOUND SEESAWS. I FUCKING LOVE THESE SO MUCH. AND THERE WERE NO HANDLES BUT IT WAS STILL SO FUN, WE WERE ON THEM FOR LIKE AN HOUR, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. Tiff was in the car with Matt this whole time, Gemma had joined us after a little bit, and she wanted to play on things but couldn't because she was in a white dress :( :( She got some really cute pictures though. She like commented on the sky being pretty or something so I gave her my camera and said she could take pictures of whatever she wanted since I wasn't using it anyway. But she took some of us playing too and I love her for doing that. Then Tiff came out and IDK what Matt was doing this whole time but we were playing on this equipment like children. Anddddd it was really fun, basically.

The Dark Knight started, and I thought it was one of the most overrated films I have ever seen in my life (YES. EVEN HEATH LEDGER). I will be ranting about it later on lissie_pissie. OH OH but the best part was that it was kind of lightning...ing? outside and it looked really cool. AND THE MOON. WAS SO FUCKING COOL. and there were fireflies everywhere! And we were sitting outside and sdkljfhas.

After that film ended, Gem, Hell, and I went to go to the bathroom. OKAY, SO. We walk over to it, SMELL IT FROM A MILE AWAY, and decide that we are just going to go in the grass somewhere. "Lisa would be so proud of us, you guys," I said. "*quotes her* "I'm a master squatter. I just spent a month in India. I have no shame in dropping trou' when need be." And we were like fuck yes, she is awesome, as are we. So we are looking for a ~shaded area~, cannot find one, and I was upset because I did not want to piss in direct moonlight." WE FAILED MISERABLY AND ENDED UP USING THE NASTY BATHROOM. And lol one of our jokes on this trip is "paparazzi" shots, where we try to get shots of each other when we come out of public restrooms. So I was waiting for Hell to get out, with my camera ready and all, and then I saw her so I took her picture. Gemma says, "THAT. IS NOT. HER." LOLLLLL. I FELT SO BAD I RANDOMLY TOOK A PHOTO OF SOME RANDOM GIRL COMING OUT OF SOME BATHROOM.

Get Smart was the second film, which I liked not because it was my sense of humor (it mostly wasn't), but because Steve is fucking adorable and awesome. We are having car issues with NY. Apparently we're no longer taking the car we were going to take? I don't fucking know. But now we're all worried we won't be able to fit all of our shit in the car. SO. That will be so fun to figure out, Y/N?. :(
wild with hopelissie_pissie on July 21st, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
lol omg I've totally peed outside. but i dont pee like, RIGHT NEXT TO OTHER PEOPLE OUTSIDE, if that's what you mean lmao lmao

jukebox_gradjukebox_grad on July 21st, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC)
I peed once IN NATURE, because I had to. Honest to god, I think I recall "padding" the branches. I have issues, you have NO idea lmao.

I'd say WAWA around people at school and they'd laugh 'cause it's a funny sounding name. But these people totally say "How comes?" and I mock them mercilessly for it. It's fun to belittle friends.